How Many Times is Enough

We have all seen the sitcoms where the married couple only gets down once a month and complain. And we all thought college was going to be one big orgy where we got to have sex everyday. (No, really!) But is there a way to come to a happy medium? Honestly, how many times a week is sex really needed?

As a person who has been in multiple long term relationships, I know how they ALL start off. You meet someone and the attraction is explosive. It seems you’re having sex every 30 minutes. Not only are you having it every 30 minutes, but you’re doing it everywhere. In the car, on the kitchen counter, somewhere outside, basically anywhere you can get it in. Sex was mandatory. Almost every time you saw this person it went down, and you could never dream that you would get to the point where sex was only happening a couple of times a week.

Now ask yourself. Are you fine with that? Does that meet your needs?

If you would have asked me these questions 10 years ago the answer would have been 3 times a day. And I would have told you that I believed sex is needed every day (BTW, I still do). It was easy to imagine in my head getting sex this often, because of course I Knew fantasized that every woman wanted me all times of the day. But realistically when you ask the common man how much sex do they need a week, his answer will be about 2 or 3 times a week. ***Public Service Announcement*** Ladies please don’t confuse needs with wants and take the 3 times a week literally; of course we would like it daily. *** Now back to your regularly scheduled program*** But as you get older, work and other responsibilities take a little more energy out of us and our dream of living that porn movie life style fades away more each day.

If you are satisfied with your frequency be happy but if you would like some tips to up the quantity here you go:

1. WORK OUT
People become too comfortable and let themselves go. I mean we still love you but you are not as physically attractive any more. Do a push up. Put the cup cakes down.

2. WASH YO’ASS
Before we got together, you use to take a shower and brush your teeth 2 or 3 times a day when you thought we would be seeing each other. Now you take a wash up and wear draws with holes in them, c’mon now, ain’t nobody turned on by that.

3. ROMANCE
Stop being lazy and start doing the things you use to do to get her in the bed. Trust me, those same lame tricks still work.

4. CHANGE YOUR STROKE
This goes especially to the fellas. That same move you been doing since high school ain’t cuttin’ it. Your partner isn’t thrilled with that, she just don’t want to hurt your feelings. Trust me, let your ego go and steal some stroke moves from porn, change it up a little (or a lot). The fast Jack rabbit while on top or just lay on your back aint working no more. Try the counter clockwise with the pinch at the end




Fellas and ladies how many times a week is sex needed in your life?