How Many Times is Enough

We have all seen the sitcoms where the married couple only gets down once a month and complain. And we all thought college was going to be one big orgy where we got to have sex everyday. (No, really!) But is there a way to come to a happy medium? Honestly, how many times a week is sex really needed?

As a person who has been in multiple long term relationships, I know how they ALL start off. You meet someone and the attraction is explosive. It seems you’re having sex every 30 minutes. Not only are you having it every 30 minutes, but you’re doing it everywhere. In the car, on the kitchen counter, somewhere outside, basically anywhere you can get it in. Sex was mandatory. Almost every time you saw this person it went down, and you could never dream that you would get to the point where sex was only happening a couple of times a week.

Now ask yourself. Are you fine with that? Does that meet your needs?

If you would have asked me these questions 10 years ago the answer would have been 3 times a day. And I would have told you that I believed sex is needed every day (BTW, I still do). It was easy to imagine in my head getting sex this often, because of course I Knew fantasized that every woman wanted me all times of the day. But realistically when you ask the common man how much sex do they need a week, his answer will be about 2 or 3 times a week. ***Public Service Announcement*** Ladies please don’t confuse needs with wants and take the 3 times a week literally; of course we would like it daily. *** Now back to your regularly scheduled program*** But as you get older, work and other responsibilities take a little more energy out of us and our dream of living that porn movie life style fades away more each day.

If you are satisfied with your frequency be happy but if you would like some tips to up the quantity here you go:

1. WORK OUT
People become too comfortable and let themselves go. I mean we still love you but you are not as physically attractive any more. Do a push up. Put the cup cakes down.

2. WASH YO’ASS
Before we got together, you use to take a shower and brush your teeth 2 or 3 times a day when you thought we would be seeing each other. Now you take a wash up and wear draws with holes in them, c’mon now, ain’t nobody turned on by that.

3. ROMANCE
Stop being lazy and start doing the things you use to do to get her in the bed. Trust me, those same lame tricks still work.

4. CHANGE YOUR STROKE
This goes especially to the fellas. That same move you been doing since high school ain’t cuttin’ it. Your partner isn’t thrilled with that, she just don’t want to hurt your feelings. Trust me, let your ego go and steal some stroke moves from porn, change it up a little (or a lot). The fast Jack rabbit while on top or just lay on your back aint working no more. Try the counter clockwise with the pinch at the end




Fellas and ladies how many times a week is sex needed in your life?

Women and Their Tattoos

I was on the train yesterday talking football stats (Steelers specific) with a friend of mine when I was approached by an older gentleman and he flat out asked me if I was a lesbian. I gave him the Gas Face, told him NO and proceeded to ask him what about me gave off a lesbian vibe. Now I’ve been asked this question before, however never on the train, in front of a hundred people. He told me that I could talk sports and had tattoos. He got the Gas Face once again, and I told him that I love the sport and the fact that I can talk stats better than 90% of men doesn’t make me a lesbian. As far as my tats go there is a deep and different meaning for all of them. I just don’t get tattoos just because. I put a lot of thought into each and every one of them. And the only one that can be seen is the one on my ankle. As close as I was to telling him to shut the hell up, I let it go and he went to the other end of the train.

Now I don’t believe for a second he thought I was a lesbian. I think he wanted to holla and didn’t have the right pick up line and in true man fashion, said the first dumb ass thing that came to his mind. Now let’s tackle the topic at hand, women and their tats: The lower back AKA the tramp stamp. I HATE that term, mainly because I have one and I know I’m not a tramp. This tat seems to gives off the impression that you are more than willing to be down for whatever. Really… why? Because I have a tattoo three inches above my crack? Get over it. It’s sexy and hot and nothing trampy about it unless you state “TRAMP” on your back. When you’re at the club and you’re dancing and a guy happens to get a glimpse of the tat, play that up! Get your free drink let him whisper that stupid sh*t in your ear. LOL when he turns his back, grab your drink and find the next dude. It’s the club people… you’re not going to wife a chick up in the club! ( well some do, but that’s not the point) The hidden tattoo, it’s located on very sexy body part and only your man should be able to see it… unless you’re a stripper. And that can lead to a nice strip tease for your man for freaky sh*t later to come. (Sorry I’ve taken pole dancing classes and I’m infatuated with myself right now LOL)

Now some women with tattoos are beautiful to me… if done right. It expresses individuality and creativity… that is if you actually researched what you are getting and not getting what EVERYONE has. My personal opinion I cannot stand HUGE tats on the breast or arms. Let me throw writing names on your neck in there also. That’s not going to work in a professional environment unless you wear turtle necks all year around and I’d like to see you pull that off in the summer. Anywho, when tastefully done you can tell a story with your body. Going from each tattoo and remember each experience. Don’t get me wrong. Some tats are horribly ugly and gross. Heavily tattooed women seem to be a turn off to some men I know, even the men with a hundred tats themselves. Moral of my story… pick and choose your tat carefully, don’t be that 85 year old women who is pissed at the tiger coming down her face.

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Stepping the Sex Game Up

It’s no real secret that for a lot of women the sex drive can become nonexistent in a relationship. What with children, the house, the job, health issues, outside activities, and keeping their husband/man happy, there just doesn't seem to be enough time in the day. That and the fact that cloning of humans has not been approved. It seems that the husband keeps falling lower and lower on the totem pole. Personally I believe he should be at the number one spot. His needs to be taken care of just like the children because let’s face it, t hey act just like the kids most of the time. I know it's sometimes hard ladies, (no pun intended) but you CAN NOT let the sex go away!! Once that’s gone there is nothing left but healthy conversation and most of the time most men don’t want to talk about anything that doesn’t involve a ball, computer or someone lying naked.

A man should never have to beg his girlfriend or wife for sex, as they will quickly tell you (that is if they have the balls to) there is always someone else willing to go face down and ass up for him, regardless of what he looks like. You should want to dance for him or swing from a very sturdy object for his pleasure. He’ll be very appreciativ... maybe. The top things a man will fuss about: not enough sex and food. I’m not saying he’ll remember your birthday, anniversary or will be picking the kids up from school, but he’ll sure be a lot happier coming home. Unless of course you'd rather he'd be happy that he’s sitting on the highway instead of in his home unappreciated. And who knows he may very well help out more if he knows that the bedroom games will go on especially frequently.

Ladies be more open to experiment. I’m not saying have threesomes but try having it somewhere other than your house (NOT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S HOME). On the side of the road when it’s raining too hard is always fun, hell even at night on the balcony or the deck of your house. WHEN IT’S DARK AND THERE ARE NO LIGHTS FACING YOUR HOME! LOL I’d hate for you to be on YouTube! At work in the bathroom (just don't get caught by the boss!), the parking garage after dinner anywhere but in the bed!

Ladies we just need to pick it up with the bedroom game. Yes we are going to have to outsmart the man with sex just in order to get him to do things for us. I’m not saying you have to reward his behavior whether good or bad with sex. Hell something’s he should be wanted to do for the home but be honest that’s not going to happen. We have to do these things or our lives become chaotic. Men have no problem living in a messy home, eating out everyday or even worrying about what the kids walk out the house wearing. But if he is not well taken care of in the bedroom… he’ll search somewhere else to get it. And most of us have already been through that. I’m not saying that if you pick up the sex games he’ll never cheat. But it does make for a very happy relationship once the sex is taken care of.



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